Is anyone up?
I am. Don’t think I’ll be going to sleep any time soon, either.
I’ll have to smell it some time. Can’t say I’ve ever had the chance. I’m Harry.
I’ll be sure to buy you one next time I go to the store, just so you can see what it’s like. Anyway, hi. I already have a pretty good idea of who you are, since you know, you’re in a really popular band. I’m Ashley.
Chapstick that smells like green apple? Is it any good.
Of course. The scent of green apples is probably equivalent to the smell of Heaven.
I just bought a chapstick that smells like green apples. It’s basically to die for.
Oh my god that’s literally the best ever. I almost feel bad for people that try to use these on people to get a date. Honestly though if someone did it to me I’d marry them for being so corny.
There was basically a hundred other bad pick-up lines, but that was definitely the best one over everything. I don’t know if I could marry someone who used that line on me, I’d probably be laughing way too hard to even say anything back.
Well thanks for the win. I hope I don’t lose any points with you after I tell you this, I’ve never seen an episode of PLL
It’s alright with me, considering I haven’t seen one episode of Awkward. I guess we’re kind of even in that department.
Ah, hey. You’re that PLL girl! I love the show. But seriously, do you wanna know where my dog story begins? It’s a pretty long one.
Yep, that’s me! Except I go by Ashley whenever I’m not being Hanna. Anyway, yeah, sure. I’d love to hear your dog story. I’ve basically got all the time in the world to listen.
Well hello there Ashely, I think your name is a bit nicer than mine though :)
Definitely not. You can find a million other people with the name Ashley, but only a few that have the name Beau. I think you win here.
I’m Miley, also known as the freaking dog lady, hi.
Really? I don’t know when that started, but hi.